You gotta love it

when your $1.1M number five starter throws a no-hitter. All you can do is smile, because you know a week from now you will go up against the worst pitching team in the league and score 2 runs in the series.

http://onlinegames.strat-o-matic.com/game/223169/657

I love the name of the manager in and of itself, but in this context... perfect:

Finally, however, R.U. Kidding got to offer his own congratulations with a big bear hug and the comment, 'That was one of the best pitched games I have seen in all my years in baseball - Sanchez was masterful out there this afternoon!'

As if something like that would ever happen in the Majors...