Join the Flying Monkey Leagyue NOW -- it is your Destiny

Only three needed to fill.

The parameters:

* Unique $88 million salary cap

* DH, waivers, one team per customer

* 5% drop penalty

* Avoid mucking up your future by toying around with your Destiny, and/or finding out exceeding weird things about your parentage, or possibly getting carried off by -- yes -- Flying Monkeys

* For these reasons and many more, you owe it to yourself to enter Flying Monkey League 2 immediately!

Only three needed to fill.

The parameters:

* Unique $88 million salary cap

* DH, waivers, one team per customer

* 5% drop penalty

* Avoid mucking up your future by toying around with your Destiny, and/or finding out exceeding weird things about your parentage, or possibly getting carried off by -- yes -- Flying Monkeys

* For these reasons and many more, you owe it to yourself to enter Flying Monkey League 2 immediately!

Clearly someone has watched the Wizard of Star Woz at least once too often. Dare I say "Darth Tinman?" Or worse, "IT IS YOUR DENSITY." However:

HURRY! ONLY 2 SPOTS LEFT!
IT'S ON THE SPECIAL "2017 UNLEASHED" SHELF AT THE STRAT STORE.